Sunday, February 6, 2011

LAUGHTER -THE BEST MEDICINE...FOR FREE

मेरा भारत महान!

As we celebrate the 61st year of our raucous and irrepressible Republic, Times of India invited its viewers to share something that makes us feel like a Real Indian.



Seen on a highway many a times:Chilled beer Served Hear!!

Mushrooming around the city are numerous boards :
@Lurn English Fast
@Laila Message Parlour

In our search for similar stories we found a few in the notes written by Indian Doctors  
@ She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states
she was very hot in bed last night!
@ Discharge status: Alive but without permission!
@ The patient refused an autopsy!
@ The patient has no past history of suicides!
@ On the second day the knee was better,
and on the third day it disappeared completely!
@ Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady
pregnant!
@ Since she can’t get pregnant with her husband, I thought you
might like to work her up!!!
@ She is numb from her toes down!
@ While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated, and sent home!!
@ I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical
therapy!!
@ Skin: Somewhat pale but present!!
@The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor!!